Sly Cooper

Sly Cooper is raccoon thief with Asperger's Syndrome. He often has difficulties discerning socially appropriate speech and behaviours, especially in public. He has a special interest in lockpicking and security, leading him to become a prolific thief, and his acrobatic prowess stems from his part-time work as a pole dancer wherein he collects tips in a small red pouch on his left thigh. In addition to his burglary and dancing skills, Sly mines a cryptocurrency called CooperCoin of which he is the creator. CooperCoin uses a standard blockchain ledger and 384-bit SHA3 for proof-of-work. He uses this currency to trade on ThiefNet, a dark web platform for exchange of both legitimate and shady goods.

Sly likes to play with Ratchet and often convinces him to take part in his capers, such as playing cops and robbers with handcuffs, dressing up in women's clothing, wielding toy whips, and wearing custom diapers which Sly purchases from ThiefNet. Ratchet does not usually understand what Sly finds fun about the games, but he enjoys participating nonetheless. One of the reasons Sly utilises Ratchet for his kinks is that he is sometimes rejected from fetish group events for social faux pas, particularly the use of offensive language that he picks up from unsavoury websites such as "4chan".

Notable Events

 * Sly and Ratchet once played video games for 16 hours straight with no toilet breaks.
 * Sly was once kicked out of a "cub party" for calling a fellow attendee a slur.

Quotations
"Public sewerage is tyranny!" - Yelled during an online event about anarcho-capitalism. "Please step on me, mummy." - To Carmelita Fox as she attempted to arrest him for a burglary.